Anonymushroom

aheartdivided asked: 3, 4, 10 and 18! x

Do I have that many left to answer?

3. That was a mean question. You know it was a mean question. I don’t have a favourite. I have some favourites, I guess. I mean, I love Alice, I have a ‘thing’ about the Alice books. I love The Master and Margarita, Ada or Ardor, Three Dollars, Kitchen, I Have A Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes. The Dice Man, ALL of the Moomin books, Les Liasions Dangereuse… I could go on for years. YEARS.

4. Spitting in public. Rudeness. Unkindness. Incompetence. Illiteracy. Pandering, snivelling flatterers. Smelly people. Skinny jeans. Painted nails on men. What is that about? Even Seal does this and I used to love Seal but now it’s all gone away. Sorry, Seal.

10. I worked! I got to rearrange the window for mother’s day and I did a purple theme in one window, cream and white in the centre window, and pink in the third window. I am very good at window design so I have already had to clamber over my careful arrangements and sell three things from the window, one yesterday and two today. Then in the evening I accidentally fell asleep and woke up discombobulated at 1:30 in the morning and went on the internet for a bit before going back to bed.

18. Arranging shop windows! Knowing things before I should. Reading. Baking. Sewing, crocheting little creatures, collecting novelty erasers, buying presents, and giftwrapping.

Four Lions // Directed by Chris Morris

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Anonymous asked: 21, 2. And why do you like mushrooms, 25.

21. Normally to get out of things. I can’t think of the last time I lied to a friend. There are good reasons, too, like surprise parties. Sometimes I say ‘something important has come up’ when what I really mean is, ‘today, the outside world feels scary and home has Adventure Time and tea.’

Oh, and I lie about my feelings, but I don’t think that counts.

2. My self esteem is… strange. I feel confident most of the time, I’m happy with my personality and even my looks, but I never ever allow myself to be vulnerable with people and I suppose I don’t feel that if anybody knew me in my entirety that I could hold their interest or not scare the living daylights out of them. Mostly though, while I understand a lot of my flaws, I’m exceptionally comfortable in my own skin and I’ve never really needed a lot of external approval. Once I love somebody, though, then I guess I worry a lot about pleasing them.

25. Great question. I like mushrooms because they’re so small and secret, and because they’re a species unto themselves. I like them because they’re so earthy and grounded and real, but they’re simultaneously a sign of magic and faeries and the possibility of more. They bridge fantasy and reality to me; they’re somehow symbolic of the edge of imagination.

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aroomfullofbees asked: 12, 13, 15

12. Tomorrow is Sunday! I will probably do a lot of sleeping, because I am still not very well. Then I plan to make brownies. Really good brownies. Then I will eat them all while I watch sad movies and have a long overdue crying session. I will take suggestions for sad films.

13. I have many embarrassing moments, and even more moments that probably should be embarrassing, but I’m just not ashamed about at all. Probably the worst one is from year seven. I had this crush on a guy for like, ever, (six months, omg) and he finally got his friend to ask my friend if she thought I would go out with him. She said yes, so he sent two emissaries to find out if I wanted to date him. I was like, “Oh, yeah, sure,” in the coolest way. Unfortunately he was sort of popular and I wasn’t so it was a bit of a freak show for other people. Long story short, after a few weeks we somehow ended up under the big tree at the far corner of the oval with a huge crowd of people around us yelling ‘kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss’ and then he went for it, but with tongues, and I had my mouth shut and wasn’t expecting it, and basically my whole face ended up covered in saliva and everything went downhill from there and he asked my best friend out a week later.

15. I get insecure about a few things. When somebody I really like, likes somebody else better than they like me. Whenever I tell somebody how I really feel. When hundreds of beautiful petite girls are frolicking about with hardly any clothes on in my immediate vicinity and I’m the only girl there with sleeves on and I know that I am incredibly underdressed despite (or perhaps because of?) having 80% more fabric on my body. When I meet the family or friends of somebody I think I might be in love with. When I can tell somebody is judging me, and they’re a person whose opinion I value.

Also, to be honest, whenever people argue with me using hard logic for things that I really only have ‘feelings’ about and I can’t back up my opinions, I feel extremely insecure.

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Nas’ top 25 verses.

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Anonymous asked: I need to know... 14 and 17.

You NEED to? Will you die? By doing this, am I actually saving your life?

14. Integrity, humour, intelligence and wit personified.

17. you don’t bore me.

Anonymous asked: 5, 6, 7.

Yeesh.

5. Turn ons… Guys. Guys with snail trails, you know, that hair from the belly button down? Guys who are hilarious. And competence. Oh, man, competence is the best thing.

6. I haven’t met anybody famous. This one guy I was friends with in school had a bad accident during motocross and became a paraplegic, and now he sometimes gives inspirational talks. So that’s pretty famous.
I gave a packet of tissues to Holly Throsby, once. She gave me her set list later. <3

7. I’d like to be a copywriter. Or a PA. Seriously. I used to wish I could be Pepper Potts.

Anonymous asked: 1, 20, 22, 24

Argh. The downside of these things is that I never can remember what number means what.

1. This is a picture that I like due to the incredible smugness on my face.

20. I wish for a million wishes and a good night’s sleep.

22. That’s difficult; I don’t really have a favourite. Nobody does. The closest would be Monty Python’s Life of Brian. And Beauty and the Beast. Sabrina, the Audrey Hepburn one. Closer. A Film With Me In It, Brick, and XXX. (Yes, really.) Oooh and I went through a phase of constantly watching Cruel Intentions. Gosh. I love that film.

24. I don’t eat strawberries.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

… Y’ALL DON’T HEAR ME?

DON’T GO CHASING WATERFALLS! PLEASE STICK TO THE RIVERS AND THE LAKES THAT YOU’RE USED TO!

I KNOW YOU’RE GONNA HAVE IT YOUR WAY OR NOTHING AT ALL! BUT I THINK YOU’RE MOVING TOO FAST!